Just two weeks ago, we talked about the 11 foreign movies that you mercilessly jacked off to. But I know you want more–you always do when it’s something that services your butotoy–so I’m back with more.
But this time, let’s not wander off too far. It might not be Thursday, but it’s definitely time for another edition of FHM Makes You Feel #Tanders. Behold, 11 Pinoy movies that will definitely make you horny again, just as they did back when may gatas pa kayo sa labi. Ready or not, you can update your fap stash yet again, this time with some much-needed local flavor!
Lock your door, adjust your brief, and prepare for a massive boner! You're welcome!
1) Burlesk Queen Ngayon
Here’s a movie that puts Demi Moore’s Striptease to shame. Watching Ina Raymundo in this movie will remind you of her Sabado Nights commercial–and that’s definitely worth remembering.
Not only does she get naked here, but she also gives a sexy striptease, taking off her clothes like she’d rather sell them in an ukay-ukay than wear them. I guess she likes her caramel skin bare–the same way we all do.
2) Ang Kabit Ni Mrs. Montero
Fast-forward to the scene where Edu Manzano grabs Sunshine Cruz’s vagina from behind and asks, “Kanino ‘to?” Her response is enough to jumpstart a so-so day.
Extra libog points: Patricia Javier gives us nipple while getting down and dirty with Gardo Versoza. I find their talahiban sexcapade most memorable. What man wouldn’t want to do it outdoors?
3) Sana Kahit Minsan
Cristina Gonzales taking a bath by the waterfalls brough out the young voyeur in all of us. With her soul showing through her wet shirt, I’d give her the Best Ever Bakat Award!
Watching it now makes me remember the first time I saw it when I was still an innocent fledgling. Ah, boner memories.
Here, YouTube has it in full! Enjoy!
Smaller than its predecessor
Ronaldo Quiambao is keeping the legacy alive
Nick Oyzon is in the house!