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Nov 1, 2014
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Can you imagine telling your date, “Malibog ako ngayon. Hubad!” No? I understand; it’s not like you want to spend the rest of your life in jail.

But let’s set aside our colletive nightmares of being a jail-b*tch for now. Yes, being a gentleman is called for when you’re on a date, but there’s no reason for you to keep the manyak in you cuffed, gagged, and hidden all day to an extreme extent. Besides, if your date is smiling expectantly at you, she’s no innocent little angel – and she wants you to give her a reason to be naughty.

Yes, being a manyak is bad… kung wala ka sa lugar. The secret is in knowing when to keep your kamanyakan under wraps and when to unleash the sex-deprived demon inside you. Of course, you get extra pogi points if you know exactly how to do it.

Go ahead; check out these seven moves I call the Seven Signature Stanley Strategies that will make her feel like she owes you her life. But if you would rather kill yourself than say that out loud, you can always call them the seven special “maginoo pero medyo bastos” moves. Your call.

1. Wrap your arms around her waist, sabay kiliti


No matter what you do, don't do it on the chest area.

Walking around in a public place? No biggie. Put your arms around her waist as casually as you can – don’t linger or she’ll smell your desperation – and tickle her instantly.

 If she didn’t like your invasion of her personal space, she would say, “Huwag, nakikiliti ako!” Do her a favor and never do it again. And if she happened to like what you did, she might tickle you back, you lucky bastard you. Either way, one thing’s for sure: Deep inside, she will never ever think of you as manong, kuya, or tito.


2. Crack a joke… but say it like it’s a secret

Funny guys are always disarming. Even if you’re swangit, she will laugh openly at your jokes if you know how to crack them. But the next time you do it, do it in a conspiratorial voice. Yung kunwari, may secret kang sasabihin sa kanya.

Speaking in a soft voice will draw her closer to you. When she inches closer, don’t look at her like a hungry predator, okay? Keep everything light. No biggie. Speak in a soft voice so that she won’t move away.

Kung ‘di ka niya type, okay lang. Since you didn’t do anything embarrassing or inappropriate, your virginal reputation will remain untarnished. Pero kung type ka niya, believe me when I say she will remember what you did as one of the most kilig moments of your dating history.

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If you fail to make her laugh, don't worry bro, there'll be somebody else laughing: the guy above!

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