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May 3, 2013
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I know you all loved (or at least thought of re-enacting) Fifty Shades of Grey, but it’s fiction. It never happened and it probably won’t happen in the future, either. And even if it does, chances are, it won’t happen to you. So instead of cuffing yourself to the bedpost while reading FHM, why not learn to properly dominate a woman?

Why?

Because nothing feels as good as having a strong, independent woman by your side…and giving her a spanking. But, first, who are these women?




Women Who Like Their Men Ander-De-Saya

It’s not always easy to spot the potential dominatrix, but there are tell-tale signs. Find out if your ka-momol is actually a secret sadista, just like these women:

1) Your hot professor. You see a lot of teachers starring in those “art films” you watch on RedTube. The porn community loves a teacher who has her students eating from the palm of her hand, especially because she’s in a position to punish the naughty boys in class.

2) Your cranky but sexy boss (or your ugly boss’s daughter). Ah, women in authority: They love to power-trip. Don’t you want to show them who’s the real boss?

3) The doctor and the attorney. Women with extra letters attached to their names (Engr, Atty, PhD, or MD) can be oh-so-proud about succeeding in a male-dominated career. Feeling nila, sila ang nakahihigit.

4) The model or popular celeb. A woman who knows she’s famous for her looks will feel like the world revolves around her. They’re easy to spot: Think of all the cute celebs who love posting selfie pics on Facebook. Given how self-absorbed they are, thank God they’re pretty.

5) The girl who’s not your ka-level. She’s better than you in just about every aspect of life. She’s hotter, she earns more than you do, she has all the right connections, and she knows which spoon to use in a formal dinner. If she were a guy, you’d be kicking his ass out of sheer insecurity.

If that chick always makes you feel inadequate, it’s time to put her in her proper place. So sit back and grab your balls while I show you how to get that feelingera to think of you as her equal!


NEXT: Tips and guidelines to score on that hot chick!


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