It's like 'Ladies' Confession'...but with guys. These fellas have just broken that rule about kissing and telling
If you're envious of Christian Grey from 50 Shades Of Grey because he was able to do kinky stuff with his girl, hear this: don't be. It's not real. In real life, it would be pretty hard to find a woman who's ready to do crazy stuff in the bedroom.
Instead, envy these guys below. They've done wild things in real life. Read their confessions below, and if you think you can top these, drop us a line on Facebook:
1) The guy who had sex in an elevator
"We were drunk AF and did it inside the elevator at my condo at around midnight, while tirelessly pressing the close button to keep the doors shut. Fortunately walang CCTV and no one else was waiting for the elevator. My unit is on the 4th floor but it felt like we hit Cloud 9 that time." —Russel, 30
2) The guy who had sex while someone's watching
"I share my apartment with another guy. One time nag-uwi ako ng babae. The girl and I went at it. Habang nagpapahinga kami, biglang dumating roommate ko. Pagod siya kaya natulog agad. Magkatapat lang bed namin. Nung madaling araw na, nag-init kami nung girl. Nag-sex kami kahit na may kasama kami sa room. Tinakpan na lang namin sarili namin ng blanket tapos we tried to keep the volume to a minimum.
May mga takipan ng bibig na naganap, spooning, doggie and all that jazz. At one point, alam ko na nanood yung roommate ko kasi ramdam kong may matang nakatingin. After ko ihatid si girl, nginitian ako ng roommate, tawa nang tawa tapos inaasar pa ako. A couple of weeks after that happened, he also brought a girl sa apartment. Secretly, ako naman ang nanood sa kanila." —Joseph, 28
3) The guy who had sex inside the school's comfort room
"I was taking summer classes in Centro Escolar University. It was lunch break. My batchmate approached me. Samahan ko raw siya sa CR kasi natatakot siya. There's an issue kasi na may multo sa CR ng CEU. I told her I'll wait for her outside pero sabi niya samahan ko na raw siya sa loob, wala namang tao. Nagulat na lang ako pag tingin ko sa kanya nakataas yung top niya then she kissed me. Siyempre gumanti ako. Hinila niya ako papasok ng cubicle tapos in-unzip niya yung pants ko and gave me head. When I was about to come, may biglang pumasok. Tuluy-tuloy pa rin siya. After ko labasan, lumabas kami ng CR nang parang walang nangyari." —David, 24
4) The guy who had sex in a car
"I've always wanted to know how it feels to do the deed inside a car. Unfortunately, I never got to do it because my tint wasn't that dark. Masyadong delikado. So one random weekend, I decided to do something about it. I replaced my tint with the darkest one I could find. The very next day, I put my tint to the test. And true enough, it worked. We parked at the roof deck of a nearby mall and went straight to business. I don't think anyone caught us. I think." —Virgil, 28
5) The guy who had a foursome
"May naka-fubu ako dating bisexual na babae (tawagin nating A). May dalawa siyang kaibigan (sina B at C) kaya ni-recommend niya ako sa kanila. Nung naka-sex ko na silang tatlo, naisipan ni A baka raw gusto kong subukan silang lahat sabay-sabay dahil ako raw yung pinakamatagal labasan sa mga guys na nasubukan niya.
Tapos, ako naman pumayag agad kasi foursome yun e. Nag-set kami ng date sa condo nung isa sa kanila tapos doon kami nagkita-kita. We took turns. There was a lot going on, suffice to say. Pagkatapos ng lahat, sobrang pagod na ako kaya sinabi ni A na siya na raw bahala sa akin. She gave me a blowjob while the two other girls kept caressing my body. I came and I think, they all had a taste."—Wiz, 23
6) The guy who had a porno moment
"I have always been the kinkier one in our relationship but she is game to try most things. Just recently, we stayed overnight in a hotel. She allowed me to tie her and use any woman's sex toy on her. I can't forget how she moaned. It even came to the point na nag mamakaawa na siya na tumigil ako although you kind of feel like she wants you to do the opposite. Then, I untied her, carried her over to the window, and opened the curtains so we had the entire city laid out in front of us while we did it against the glass." —Joelan, 25
7) The guy who used truth or dare to get laid
"This happened four years ago. I was drinking with a girl I like at my place. I kind of knew na may gusto na siya sa akin. I told her we should play truth or dare. Game naman siya. At first mga harmless questions and dares lang. Nung medyo nakarami na kami, she chose truth and I asked her if she watches porn. Sabi niya never in her life did she watch porn.
So I told her we should watch together para memorable yung first time niya manood ng porn. Medyo nagulat ako when she said yes. We chose some random porn to watch. We drank some more and after the first few minutes of the video, she asked me truth or dare. I said dare. Sabi niya 'I dare you na gawin natin lahat ng ginagawa sa video.' Siyempre hindi ako humindi. So just imagine what happened next." —Manuel, 29
8) The guy who had sex on the beach
"My girlfriend and I went to a beach somewhere in La Union last year along with our friends. While we were on our way, I can feel by the way she touches me that she wants to have sex. It's been a while since the last time we did it. So when we arrived, nag-swimming muna and uminom kami. We all got tipsy around midnight.
Niyaya kong mag-swimming girlfriend ko. At first nagkukwentuhan lang then I kissed her. She kissed me back so I went for her breasts. I told her pumunta kami sa mababaw para mas comfortable. Sobrang dilim na noon kaya kampante akong walang makakakita. Hiniga ko siya sa sand then went down on her. She returned the favor afterwards then we had sex. She was so tired after. I had to carry her to our room. We took a shower together and had a quickie before we went to sleep." —Mat, 23
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