Practical dudes will hang onto their clothes until they fall apart–that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Clothes don’t just break though; they also go out of style. And if any of these signs have happened to you, then we hate to break it to your kuripot self, but it might be time to upgrade your man-drobe!
1) The chalky yellow-y shade is cool and unique to it, but it’s time to replace your barong if it's getting too naninilaw na for comfort.
Plot twist: It was originally white…
2) Your kid borrows your ties for his businessman costume. But only because his costume peg is Wolf of Wall Street and he couldn’t find a crappy enough tie
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He also borrows your pomada because he claims it’s hard to find where kids buy their shit these days.
3) Your T-shirts wouldn’t look out of place on one of those spiral notebooks with Marvin and Jolina on the cover
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In case you were never blessed with one of them in school, the tees often had:
- the color pink
- geometric segments
- a love handle-defining fit