What in Piolo's name is "mewelry?" It's this generation's term for "bling," apparently. In an era where wordplay is king ("man-kini," "murse," anyone?) yelling "yo" all the time and calling everything that glitters "bling" only makes you sound like a dad trying to be cool.
So hold up, yo, and start calling man-jewelry "mewelry," and check out the gallery below for some of the most swag, FHM handpicked, legitimately cool pieces. But don't just wear it, for we also teach you when and how these babies can boost your game to bring the hizzo down!