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Survive Apocalypse in Style!

Might as well look good dying!
by Gelo Gonzales | Nov 2, 2012
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In this season of spooks, we’re not ashamed to tell you that we’re freaking terrified of zombies. Sure, we boast about pulling a Rick Grimes when Manila turns into a never-ending episode of The Walking Dead, but who’s to say we have what it takes when the fetid-smelling, gruesome-looking, and always-after-your-hide undead are actually chasing after us?

The zombie apocalypse can’t be too far into the future—there are already reports of similar zombie sightings (and murders) abroad. What if mainstream media is just trying to desensitize us to the idea of zombies taking over the world? Well, there’s only one response: fight back. And what we lack in bravery and skill, we’ll make up for through porma and pogi. And hey, if ever we lose and succumb, we’d be the best-dressed walkers ever.

WORDS BY MICH LAGDAMEO