ICYMI, the app that can apparently track people who've unfriended you on Facebook has already been disabled, just weeks after it was launched.
"Who Deleted Me," which can log and inform a user about friendships lost (at least online) appears to have been taken down by Facebook itself, according to its developer, Anthony Kuske.
"'Who Deleted Me' was intended to be a useful tool to enhance users' Facebook experience, but Facebook did not see it the same way," Kuske's statement goes in the application's website. Of course, other than him, a lot of people were affected, given the fact that 330,000 of its half-a-million users registered just this month.
But behind the app's unfortunate dismissal, the real issue here is why users have to reach that point of deciding to remove a few people from their Friend List. Why isn't an unfollow enough?
Specifically, what are the things you're doing that's forcing her to make that decision? Here are some things you might unknowingly be doing to get that dreaded "unfriending":
YOU KEEP SENDING THOSE DAMN GAME REQUESTS
She has more priorities than that irritating Criminal Minds Facebook game.
YOU TAKE 10X MORE SELFIES THAN HER
And you cap all that vanity off by "twerking like Miley"...
...INCLUDING AB SELFIES
Seems legit. (Photo via BuzzFeed)
Trust us. She doesn't want to wake up to your misshapen midsection.
...WHICH YOU CAPTION WITH IRRELEVANT 'INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES'
Actually a Marley misquote. (Photo via BuzzFeed)
Just when she thought you couldn't be any more annoying...
YOU'RE THE KING OF RANTS
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Morning traffic, issues with your mom, even what you had for lunch—you fume about almost anything.
YOU KEEP ON MAKING PARINIG
In essence: You have no balls for actual confrontation.
YOUR POSTS REEK OF 'WRONG GRAMMING'
Why embarass yourself if you can just, in the essence of Rizal's words, "mahalin ang sariling wika"?
YOU'VE LIKED ALL HER PROFILE PICTURES
And you're neither her boyfriend nor a close friend. Not to mention, it's not even her fan page.
YOU LIKE YOUR OWN POST (THEN COMMENT ON IT, AND THEN LIKE THAT COMMENT AGAIN)
Except, of course, if it's just too epic or groundbreaking.
YOU SHARE GORY STUFF
Why would you even, in the first place?
YOU KEEP POSTING YOUR DELUSIONAL WADS OF CASH/SPORTS CARS
Sorry, but she's not that open-minded.
YOU'RE A #HASHTAG #DOUCHEBAG
#This #ain't #even #Twitter.
YOU ABUSE PHOTO COMMENTS
Most of which are just overused and plain attention-seeking.
YOU'RE PRONE TO CLICKBAIT...
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...which you automatically repost, thus flooding her feed with inane links and spam.
SHE'S WAY PAST THAT 'GETTING TO KNOW YOU' STAGE
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She may have had thoughtlessly added you at the time she made her account, but she's very much aware now that you aren't a friend or even just an acquaintance.
Been unfriended? And is "unfriend" a word now? Don't worry, bro, we've all been there.