We tried to avoid sinning this Holy Week by skipping the usual crop of hot girls for this week’s edition of 15 Things A Man Must Know in favor of stuff you should really be aware of, like airport behavior don’ts, the Batman: Arkham Knight PlayStation 4 bundle, and a device that can turn your iPhone into a Gameboy. Key word: "Tried."
Read on for your weekly dose of man knowledge. Hey, it's not only your spirit that should get a boost this Easter Sunday, your brain could use the extra oomph, too!
Helen Mirren—yes, THE Dame Helen Mirren—wants to be in a Fast and Furious movie. "My great ambition is to be in a Fast and Furious movie. I so want to be a mad driver in a Fast and Furious movie," the 69-year-old actress (The Queen, Elizabeth, Excalibur) said in an interview. Surely Universal Pictures could do something about this? And, yep, she still looks good, doesn't she?
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If you’re a 20- to 40-year-old male who often wrings your hands, yawns, and touches your face at the airport, then congrats—you might just be on the America's Transportation Security Administration’s "possibly a terrorist" list. Hindi ba pwedeng antok lang yung pasahero?
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Just when we’re super excited about having a Tekken character named after us the NCCA goes in to ruin our fun by "studying what actions it may take on the issue of the name and image of Dr. Jose Rizal" being used for Josie Rizal. We bet these old guys haven’t even played Tekken ever, hmmp.
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We know it’s only April, but is it possible for Santa to get here extra early to give us the limited edition Batman: Arkham Knight PlayStation 4 bundle? We promise we’ll be good boys for the rest of the year!
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A 37-year-old man was recently found after being lost at sea for 66 days. According to reports, he survived on a diet of raw fish and rainwater. Forget "outwit, outplay, outlast"; this guy’s the real survivor.
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If you’ve ever wanted to play Game Boy games on your iPhone, you’re in luck: Gaming hardware company Hyperkin is developing the Smart Boy, which can turn your iPhone 6 into a Game Boy that can work with your good ol’ cartridges from the ‘90s. How AWESOME is that?
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We definitely would've paid more attention in trigonometry, algebra, and calculus if our math teachers were this cool:
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Pro wrestler Rob Venomous pulled his kid’s tooth using a string and a goddamn Camaro, because that’s how you get rid of baby teeth when you’re really rich:
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What was supposed to be a cologne commercial shoot turned out to be a really bad time for these models after the perfume was swapped out for poop-smelling spray. Talk about a really shitty day…