Ward off the rainy day blues with this week’s batch of essential man knowledge, which includes good news for Andrea Torres fanboys, a student’s inspiring story that’ll have our college readers scrambling to get good grades, and a very nice glimpse of Kendall Jenner’s magnificent curves.
What are you waiting for? Read on, gentlemen!
Good news for all us who worship Andrea Torres: The Kapuso star is totally ready to take on more daring roles. "Kung maganda po yung project, bakit hindi? Open naman ako sa mga challenges talaga," she told PEP.ph. Best showbiz news we heard today!
Johnny Depp just upped his cool factor by cheering up sick kids in a children’s hospital in Australia dressed in full Captain Jack Sparrow regalia. Take notes, Kanye.
Video via Juiced TV
You remember Milo Moire, the performance artist who made a painting by squeezing out colored eggs from her vagina? Well, her latest stunt involves posing with tourists in Paris dressed in nothing but her birthday suit. Good thing she’s hot, right?
Image via Peter Palm on Mirror.co.uk
In this week’s edition of awesome inventions the world doesn’t really need, we’ve got a playable, edible tortilla record that can actually play a song. Perfect for all you hungry hipsters out there!
Video via Rapture Records
If you think that the crowds at Wimbledon are dignified, well-respected folks, then we’d like to shatter that perception with this Vine of an old guy eating his own earwax during a game. Babala: Huwag tularan!
Speaking of Wimbledon, you gotta admit, this dude’s hair game (and skin coloring game) is pretty strong. Let’s hope that face paint ain’t permanent…
Get ready to take a trip back in time via the big-screen adaptation of Goosebumps, which stars Jack Black as the legendary R. L. Stine. Check out the trailer—we can’t wait to see it in theatres!
Video via Sony Pictures Entertainment
This fan-made A Series of Unfortunate Events trailer that made the rounds online recently was so expertly made, it had everyone believing it was an official thing. Don’t believe us? See for yourself!
Video via Eleonora Poe
Beer pong’s a fun game…until you have to actually drink a cup of beer and you remember that the ping pong ball that fell into your cup is most likely dirtier than your brain while watching porn. Here’s the disturbingly simple solution for all you germophobes: the Slip Cup, a protective cup that catches the ball and keeps it away from your beer. Why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?
Video via Chase Treibt
Move over, Tiffany Uy: Here’s Carl Adrian P. Castueras, who managed to graduate cum laude from the University of the Philippines Los Baños with a BS Computer Science degree despite having a rare illness that weakened his muscles and left him wheelchair-bound since he was eight. That’s solid inspiration!
Image via abs-cbnnews.com
We hope the producers of Wow Mali never see this video of an escalator-riding clown aggressively shoving a plateful of pie into an unsuspecting person’s face, because you can expect that there will be hell to pay. Doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious, though!
Video via ThatFunny A
We’re well-acquainted with Grumpy Cat, the angriest cat in the entire universe. Now meet Luhu, an Instagram-famous cat who looks like he’s carrying the weight of the entire cat-world on his shoulders. Maybe all he needs is a hug?
GIF via Hercampus.com
While we prefer our lobsters cooked and covered in butter, we can’t help but admire this super rare orange-brown split-colored creature, the second rarest of its kind in the entire lobster world. The odds of finding one in the wild are one in 50 million, so the lucky bastard who caught this guy better not eat it!
Image via Brobible.com