Time for your weekly dose of man knowledge!
There’s a hefty serving of stunning women in this edition, as well as other must-know factoids you shouldn’t miss out on. Get reading!
ISIS may be full of deranged suicidal terrorists, but in the end, they’re still men, and they have their, ehem, needs too. In fact, laptops seized from ISIS jihadists were found to be filled with “up to 80 percent” porn! Pretty understandable, since it probably ain’t easy getting a girlfriend when you’re a terrorist...
A new face-mapping study using the ancient Greek beauty ratio Phi has revealed that Amber Heard has the most beautiful face in the world, and we are inclined to agree. The same study also determined the “perfect face” by combining the highest-scoring facial features of a number of stunning celebrities. The result:
J. Lo always stuns in whatever she’s wearing, but we love her more for wearing this jaw-dropping 20-foot creation by our very own Michael Cinco while performing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Some meetings are so boring, you need to chug something stronger than good ol’ coffee to make it through the next few hours. For those emergencies, you’ll need the Lolo Lid, an awesome drink holder that lets you hide your can of beer (and keeps it cool, too!) in an innocent-looking coffee cup. This should win a Nobel Prize, guys.
Nintendo’s on a roll: After the success of Pokémon Go, they’re now bringing back the classic NES, which will come with 30 included games! You bet we’ll be abandoning our PS4s in a heartbeat just to play Super Mario Bros. again with our best bros.
Game of Thrones may end soon, but we probably won’t part with Westeros forever as showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss seem pretty open to the idea of a spin-off. "One of the great things about what George [RR Martin] did is he didn't just build a story…he built a world,” said the duo. "[There's] so many characters and such a rich detailed history behind it that there are a lot of different ways you could go with it." YES, PLEASE!
While we’re talking about GOT, lip readers have been trying to decipher what Jon Snow's real name is. The best guess? Aemon—the same name that was given to the only Targaryen Jon has ever met. One thing’s for sure: There’ll be so many revelations in the last two seasons!
The new Tesla Model X 60D SUV, which has a 60 kwh battery pack that allows for a 200-mile driving range, starts at $75,200, making our car dreams just a little more attainable. The next step: figure out how to win the lotto so we’d have $75,200.
We’re sure you all are all awesome lovers who don’t abuse their partners, but just in case you need a reminder: Vietnamese Phan Thi Kim Chuong squeezed her husband’s testicles UNTIL HE DIED in retaliation for beating her up during a fight. Yet another reason to avoid telling your woman to “get a grip!”
Horror movie fans out there, heads up: There’ll be a remake of Stephen King’s IT, and Bill Skårsgard—yep, the brother of Alexander, son of Stellan—will be taking on the iconic role of Pennywise. Judging by the first image of Bill as Pennywise, this remake should be as good as the original!
Speaking of the Skårsgards, did you know that Alexander has an equally gorgeous 25-year-old sister named Eija? Those Skårsgard genes are really something, aren’t they?
Another hot momma: Reese Witherspoon, who can apparently still pass off as a glamorous sorority girl turned astute lawyer a whole 15 years after Legally Blonde came out. Yep, she still got it!
The O.C. star Mischa Barton has also been on a quite mesmerizing tear: Her Instagram during the last few days has been littered with the sexiest pictures, such as this topless gem.
Buboy "Kid Kulafu" Villar is now 18, the same age as his American girlfriend, Angillyn Serrano Gorens. The pair plans to tie the knot soon. Ah, young love at its most passionate.