FHM Nation, are you ready for another major Anne Curtis concert? Because like it or not, it's finally happening this Friday, May 16, at the Smart Araneta Coliseum!
Two years after the massive success of Annebisyosa: No Other Concert, Anne is back with The Forbidden Concert: Annekapal, and it promises to be fiercer, sexier, and grander than her first one. Click here to buy your tickets!
We know, we know: Who in their right mind would pay to hear Anne Curtis sing? Thousands of people, it turns out. Whatever she lacks in musical talent, she more than makes up for with her tibay ng apog, sex appeal, and memorable production numbers. In all fairness to Anne, she has her own way of making it sulit for everyone.
But listen, we do have a few demands. Read on to find out what they are!
Hey, Anne, because your concert's called Annekapal, kakapalan na rin namin ang mukha namin. Can you, like, perform without your undies again? Pretty please?
But if you're not willing to do that, you can make bawi by giving us a dose of your high-production numbers. Another "Wrecking Ball" performance sounds like a good idea, but you should really do it like Miley (in the nude) this time. You did it for Dyesebel!
We know how infectious your dance moves are. Can you imagine the entire Araneta Coliseum doing the Anne-derarm dance? Go ahead and give us a workout!
We paid good money just to hear you sing live and loud—not an easy feat. Maybe you can give back by giving the male audience members a smooch on the cheek. It would mean the world to all of us!