So last night's Cosmo Bachelor Bash turned out to be one for the ages, or so we're told. We wouldn't really know because we didn't attend the event. No seriously, we didn't go. Not in a million years. Why the hell would we anyway? And what if we did? Because...fine, we did. Tickets were given at the last minute; we had no choice, okay?! Which is why we need every bit of today's Best Babes Gallery to redeem our man cards from last night's sausagefest. Women of the world, we need you right now! Join us as by visiting the gallery below!