The third day of the official filing of Certificates of Candidacy saw the biggest names—and not just another pack of nuisance numbnuts, (although there were still some)—flocking Palacio del Gobernador in Intramuros, Manila to formalize their electoral aspirations.
And while all Jojo and Gringo (We like the sound of that, for a musical duo) have to set their sights on now is their looming campaign trail, we heard through the grapevine that they still haven't figured out their FREAKING team-up name. Reports say Binay doesn't fancy the sound of Bi-Hon, and might go for Bin-Go, being more pleasant to hear.
Since the United Nationalist Alliance standard bearers haven't come up with a final tandem title, we suggest they look into our eight acronym ideas. (We also included the first two, although this time complete with campaign propaganda proposal.)
You can thank us later, sirs...
9) JO-NGO (PRONOUNCED AS JONGGO)
This last one doesn't need a picture...