In case you haven't been following the news, we'll have you know that alleged PDAF scammer Senator Bong Revilla is now detained at the PNP Custodial Center in Camp Crame after voluntarily surrendering to the authorities last weekend. His amigo and fellow acussed, Senator Jinggoy Estrada, followed suit earlier today. Everything's happening the way it's supposed to, right?
But don't you find it weird that dear Sen. Bong doesn't seem fazed by all this? He looked cool and composed the entire time, and "cool" is not usually a word we'd use to describe a man who's about to get locked up. He was even smiling in his mugshot, for crying out loud. He may be the most comfortable detainee we've ever seen! Read on to see what we mean!
For starters, his arrival at Camp Crame was treated like a red carpet premiere. As soon as he and his entourage stepped out of their van, the well-dressed senator posed, waved, and even gave the cameras a thumbs up and a flying kiss. Who does that?
The senator couldn't stop flashing his megawatt smile all weekend. A handsome man in skinny jeans, a white backdrop, and a police officer who seems to be taking this mugshot thing too seriously? This room is a light stand away from looking like a magazine photo shoot!
(Photo from GMA News)
His biggest concern as a detainee? The possibility of overeating! "Sabi ko baka mag-gain siya ng pounds," reveals wife Lani Mercado, who asked future visitors to go easy on bringing food to her husband. "Sa pagkain, sabi namin tama na, baka magsaya doon ang daga at ipis." Wait, isn't it supposed to be the other way around?