Remember when we told you about how you should give your girl the annual hall pass she deserves so she could drool over shirtless hunks at the Cosmo Bachelor Bash? Well, yeah, screw that. After attending last night's sausage fest (for the sole purpose of snagging intel for today's story and nothing else), our profiling prowess is once again spot on. Them Cosmo fan girls are intense!
Ladies, just because we're about to feature some of your cray-cray moments during the bash doesn't really mean we're all mad and bitter about how you acted last night. You did, however, ask for it. Heto ang ebidensiya, oh!
Why this chick went cray-cray: Azkals lookers Anton Del Rosario and Mark Hartmann came out acting like classroom bullies and threw their jeans and jackets to the audience. Good stuff. The free clothes, we mean.
Why this chick went cray-cray: Perennial hubadero John Spainhour and the rest of the Kojie San men came onstage fully clothed and came out of it wearing only their underwear. Kagat labi much?
Why these chicks went cray-cray: Cosmo hunks came in their tighty whities and took a frigging shower onstage. Then they walked the ramp dripping wet. You know what happens when you wet your briefs, right? Things were seen, that much we'll tell you.
Why this chick went cray-cray: Girls were summoned onstage for a game of Trip to Jerusalem, albeit a few rule changes: Instead of sitting on chairs, they were required to hug a bevy of shirtless men instead. Dammit, Cosmo team, you do know you're only encouraging these gals, right?
Why this chick went cray-cray: This is Jasmine Curtis Smith we're talking about here, and we would like to assume she was there for the sole purpose of supporting her rumored boypren Sam Concepcion, who officially made the transition from Candy cutie to Cosmo hunk last night. Just being a good girlfriend, is all.
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