A young man ﬁnds the perfect girl in his village he wants to marry. He asks his father for his blessings, but the father tells him that he was screwing around in his youth, and that the girl he wants to marry is, in fact, his sister.
The young man, devastated but still wanting to get married, asks his father if he could marry his next-door neighbor’s daughter instead. The father tells him with an apologetic tone that she is also his sister.
The young man storms out crying and ﬁnds his mother outside. She asks him what’s up and he tells her the story. She tells him with a motherly soft voice: “Son, go marry any girl you want. That man is not your father.”
BuddWiser, via Facebook
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