In case you're living under a rock and still clueless (that's a darn big rock), we're just a sleep away from the first-ever FHM BroCon!
Partying, booze, great OPM music, FHM Babes—all that and loads more await its attendees! Trust us, you'll regret not going.
To be clear though, this ain't a free event. One hundred fifty pesos is the cost of a pass, which is basically and literally your ticket to the manliest, most babe-tastic event of the year.
"Huh, may bayad? P150? Wag na uy!" might be the first thing the kuripot in you said upon learning you'll have to shell out a bit of dough. Hear us out first, lads! Believe us when we say your precious P150 is best spent on attending the FHM BroCon than on any other purchase.
Here are several reasons why...
Would you rather spend P150 on a few FX rides...
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...OR SEE MARIA OZAWA IN THE FLESH?
Would you rather spend P150 on an unhealthy fast food meal...
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...OR GO DIVE IN A BALL PIT WITH TANDUAY GIRLS?
Would you rather spend P150 playing several hours in a compshop (and burning your eyes in the process)...
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...OR WATCH SANDWICH, CHICOSCI, SPONGE COLA, AND EBE DANCEL ROCK OUT LIVE? (CLICK HERE TO VOTE WHICH SONGS YOU WANT THEM TO PLAY!)
Would you rather spend P150 on cheap alcohol and a meager amount of pulutan...
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...OR RUB ELBOWS WITH FHM BABES WHILE ENJOYING THE BOOZE WE'LL SERVE YOU AT THE VENUE? IN OTHER WORDS, BE THE LUCKY BRO BELOW!
Would you rather spend P150 on a massage in a shady joint somewhere...
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...OR HAVE YOUR FHM COPIES AUTOGRAPHED BY OUR COVER GIRLS AND CEMENT ITS STATUS AS A LEGIT COLLECTOR'S ITEM?
Would you rather spend P150 on three to four pirated DVDs...
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...OR ENJOY MAN-TASTIC ACTIVITIES FROM OUR PARTNERS WHERE YOU CAN HAVE THE KIND OF FUN YOU DON'T GET TO EXPERIENCE EVERYDAY AND EVEN WIN A FEW PRIZES?
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Would you rather spend P150 on a (bad) haircut...
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...OR HEAR THE TUNES OF DJ DIVINE MAITLAND-SMITH? SHE'S PART OF THE FESTIVITIES!
Would you rather spend P150 on a few tiangge buys that won't last a year...
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...OR MEET (AND TAKE SELFIES) WITH YOUR IDOL PBA PLAYERS? YEP, A FEW WILL BE THERE!
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Would you rather spend P150 on a taxi ride with a grumpy driver...
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...OR MEET AND GREET FHM COVER GIRLS, INCLUDING THE NATION'S FINEST, JENNYLYN MERCADO?
Would you rather spend P150 on whatever excuse you're thinking of?
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...OR HAVE A GRAND TIME AT THIS ONCE-A-YEAR CELEBRATION OF BEING A MAN TOGETHER WITH THE REST OF THE FHM NATION?
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