There are two types of Christmas gifts: (1) the ones that you give out of the pureness of your heart, and (2) the ones that people really want but you don't want to give. This part of our 2013 Massive Gift Guide tackles the latter.
Your loved ones know it all too well (and they probably won't admit to it), but trust us—these presents will do them a lot of good. They want it. They crave it. But you're just too stubborn to realize what it is. However, if by any chance you want to go out of the box with your gift-giving this year, check out these most useful presents below!
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For Your Worst Enemy: A Cake With Your Head In It
Because that arrogant bastard has been on your nerves all year long, and this is by all means the sweetest way to say "Bite me."
For Your Yaya: Be Careful With My Heart DVD Box Set
Because you want to show you're sorry for making her miss Maya and Sir Chief's wedding episode just because you were craving for some pritong hotdog. You have to understand: Richard Yap makes her world go round.
For Your Dog: An Amo-Aso Switcharoo
Because you may have been a tad bit too busy this year, and you know you haven't given "Papi" the love and attention he deserves. To further lessen your guilt, put a collar on your neck and spend the night on the dog house. He'll love that.
For Your Wife: A Break-Up Letter For Your Kabit
Because this Christmas, it's all about family. You've had your fun, and now is the time to clean up your act in the love department. Ask yourself this: How much do your love your wife? Very much.
NEXT: Your mom and pops could use some lovin'