Welcome to this week's edition of FHM InstaSexy!
For starters, this is pretty much what she sees when she looks in the mirror. Oh, what a burden that must be!
MJ's job requires her to be fit at all times, so imagine the horror of owning a ridonkulous body.
And don't even get us started with her backside. It must be terrible carrying that thing around all the time.
Don't you just hate it when you get free stuff!? Ugh.
We don't know why anyone would want to mingle with celebrities and athletes on a regular basis. We mean, who does that?
But MJ does it anyway, because she's a true professional. Don't worry, darling. We know how you feel.
Oh, and she has a Siberian Husky at home too? That's, like, so uncool.
Wait, she gets to eat healthy all the time? That's one of the worst things you can do to a human being!
MJ would probably like nothing less than to eat an ice cream cake from THE Dairy Queen.
It must be a nightmare being friends with a bunch of fellow beauty queens.
MJ must hate going to the beach. With curves like that, she must feel insecure all the time!
Poor MJ. We wouldn't wish what she has now on our worst enemies.
We're kidding, of course. If the Instagram posts above are any indication, the life of a beauty queen is in fact pretty awesome. But you know what would be more awesome? If MJ gets crowned as Miss Universe 2015 this Monday, January 26. Let's wish her the best of luck!