Time for your weekly dose of man knowledge, gents!
We’ve got Disney news for the kid in you, exciting new space factoids for your inner nerd, and a Youtube channel for legit movies for the excellent procrastinator residing within all of us. Oh, we also have deets on one steamy university many bros will dream of, uhm, penetrating!
Read on, bros!
Whatever your age is, you’ll never get tired of the Lion King anthem "I Just Can’t Wait to be King." This version though takes the cake, and it features four bros playing the song on beer bottles—a talent we can all get behind!
Speaking of our favorite Disney movies, Toy Story 4 will open in the US on June 15, 2018. Andy will be sooooo old by then.
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Here’s something to satisfy all your Spam cravings: Spam Snacks, dried Spam bites in bite-sized chunks, perfect for when you’re craving the stuff all of a sudden. It’s only available in select areas in the USA for now, but we’re hoping it makes it to our shores!
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Our favorite baby-faced bombshell Selena Gomez is undergoing chemo after being diagnosed with lupus, a disease that causes the body’s immune system to become hyperactive and attack normal tissue, leading to the destruction of vital organs. Get well soon, Selena!
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Top porn actor Rocco Siffredi will soon be teaching 21 aspiring porn stars the tricks of the trade in the Italian reality show Universita del Porno (that’s "University of Porn," guys). There will be classes about learning to be comfortable in front of the camera and strategies to improve students', er, performance. Anyone interested in enrolling with us? C'mon now, aminin!
Here’s an easy way to spice up your life: Challenge yourself to do something you’ve never done before every single day. Take your cue from these dudes, who did epic new stuff every day for 30 days, ranging from getting waxes, eating scorpions, and brightening up random folks’ Mondays. You go, bros!
Hey, Comelec, if you’re reading this, we’d like to propose a plan to get more people to vote. How about getting hot women (and fine, hot dudes for the opposite sex) to send sexy pics to a person in exchange for proof that he or she voted, like the Votes4Nudes campaign in Canada? Trust us, this strategy is foolproof.
Got a date this weekend? Bring her to the National Museum, which is waiving entrance fees for the whole month, and wow your girl with your history and art knowledge. Don’t forget to stop by the Spoliarium and see for yourself the epic painting that inspired one of Heneral Luna’s most iconic scenes!
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Add The Paramount Vault channel to your YouTube faves: it’s the online home of hundreds of full-length (!) movies from the past few years like Hamlet, Ironweed, and The Stooge. The only downside? It’s not yet available here in the Philippines. Dammit!
The second trailer for The Hunger Games: Mockingay Part 2 is out, and it sure made us a lot more excited for the movie. Absolute JLaw goodness, everyone.
Unless you’ve been living under a cave, you’ve probably heard by now about that crazy glass bridge China built between two giant cliffs not too long ago. Well, guess what: some dude dropped a stainless steel mug on the glass walkway, and now there’s a giant crack in the middle of the bridge. That's what you call (stupidly) upping the scare factor!
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This Korean commercial for a "love hotel" a.k.a. Korean Hotel Sogo is the trippiest thing you’ll see today. Best (or worst) 44 seconds of your day, guaranteed.
Good guy Tom Hanks recently helped a pretty Fordham University student named Lauren get her ID back after she lost it while running at a park in NYC. Lucky girl!
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Something for the space buffs: NASA has announced that Pluto’s got water ice on its surface and—get this—a possibly blue atmosphere! Reminds us of a certain planet...
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A LIFE-SIZE LEGO BATMOBILE! That’s like, all our dreams coming true. Now, if it runs, it would be perfect.
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