Have you ever asked yourself: "Man, I sure wish I could experience life as a goat."
Well, that's now a possibility, all thanks to Coffee Stain Studios' newest masterpiece, Goat Simulator! As its title hints, the game puts you in the hooves of a goat.
Starting out as an Internet joke, the sheer absurdity of the title elicited a response that the jokers at Coffee Stain didn't expect: "We want this game." And so they went and made it, and now it's here. Your chance to be a goat. Here's the trailer:
And, mind you, you're not going to be just any ordinary goat that poops out raisin-sized dung. You get to be a goat that DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH WHILE TRYING TO LOOK STYLISH DOING IT!
But how about we let the makers explain what the game is:
"Goat Simulator is a small, broken, and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat."
They were even generous enough to enumerate the game's amazing KEY FEATURES: