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Heavenly Lies

This month: a visit with San Pedr, involuntary defecation, smart-ass Pinoys.
by Ronjay Eduvas | Apr 27, 2012
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A man died and went straight to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around so he asked St. Peter, "What are those clocks?" The saint replied, "Those are clocks of lies. When a person lie, the hands of his clock moves. Look at this one: this is Pope Benedict XVI's clock. It never moved, meaning he has never lied. This one is President Noynoy Aquino's, it is always moving." "Remarkable!" the man said. "But where's Gloria Arroyo's clock?" St. Peter said, "It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as an electric fan!
Jerome Rex Bugtong, by email

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