After getting Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.” The driver protests, but later gives in. He gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. After exiting the airport, the Pontiff accelerates the limo to 205 kph. “Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window. The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.