Today is June 12, and you know what that means: Walang pasok! To all the noble men and heroes that sacrificed their lives for our nation's independence, a big thanks.
As we celebrate our country's 116th Independence Day, and as part of this June 12 milestone, we've thought of 12 things that we want freedom from right now!
1) Senators Making Music Videos
We want our senators to make laws for the betterment of the land. We want our senators to not be corrupt. We want them NOT making music videos to appeal to the emotion of the masses. We're looking at you, Senator Bong!
2) The Pork Barrel Scandal
With all the lists, music videos, state witnesses, coup d' etat threats and whatnot, following this whole mess is becoming extremely confusing. We hope that a solution is found before those in the wrong get a chance to escape or before we get to know more about Napoles' privates:
3) China's Bullying
Yo, China, isn't your country big enough? Why do you have to pick on us and claim some of our little islands at the expense of starting something really awful? Come on, man, cool down.
4) Heat Haters
Even with three championships in their trophy cabinet, LeBron and Co. still have a lot of haters. They've proven they're worthy champions, so it's a bit passé to keep riding these fellas hard.
In the meantime, let's take a look back at the most recent game in the 2014 NBA Finals: