A year into a serious relationship, a man proposes marriage to his honey. The woman accepts, but with a warning: “My boobs are just like a baby’s.” The guy brushes it off, saying that he loves her and size doesn’t matter. But he also gives a warning of his own: “My penis is also like a baby.” His girlfriend brushes it off, saying that she loves him and size doesn’t matter.
They marry and hie off to their honeymoon. At the hotel suite, they begin to undress. The bride reminds the groom of her warning but he says not to worry. When she gets naked, the groom is taken aback—they are the smallest breasts he’s ever seen! He then proceeds to take off his pants, reminding his new wife about his word of caution. The wife is shocked. “Good God almighty! I thought you said your penis was like a baby?!” The husband replies: “It is! Nine pounds and 21 inches long, like a newborn babe!”