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The hysterics go on overdrive with two speedsters, a drunken ex-gf and lola energizer
| Jul 2, 2011
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk, stuttering, “Dddooo youuu hhhave ddddiilllldosss?” The clerk, who’s trying hard not to laugh, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks, “Dddddoooo yyouuuu ccaarrrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, ttenn inchessss lllong aaaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchessss ththickk, aaandd rrunns on bbaaatteries?” “Oh, yes we do,” proudly answers the clerk. The old lady shots back, “Dddoooo yyooouuuu kknnoowwww hhhowww tttooo Ttturnnnn ttthe sssuma aaffa bbiiiitttccchh offffff?”
Dylan Anthony, by email

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