Did you tune in to the special April 27 edition of Magic 89.9's Boys Night Out? Oh, you missed it? Too bad, bro. One reason: Maria freakin' Ozawa.
Yes, fellas—the hit testosterone-driven all-male evening radio show had one of the most popular AV (adult video) stars in the world as their guest. The special treat was done in celebration of the 9th anniversary of BNO's #ManyakMonday segment. Fortunately, for those who missed it, there's an audio recording that you can stream here.
For the innocent uninitiated, Ms. Ozawa first joined the Japanese AV industry in 2005, appearing in numerous pornographic photos and videos. Thanks to her angelic face (we see a bit of Angelica Panganiban in her), slim bod, bouncy, um, assets, and the power of the Internet, she earned a following worldwide. She also won awards along the way and was voted #7 on Complex magazine's Top 50 Hottest Asian Porn Stars Of All Time.
Since 2010, Maria Ozawa branched out and had mainstream (read: less fap-tastic) gigs, starring in TV shows, movies, and modeling in Japan and other Asian countries like China and Indonesia. #WhyNotPinas
It was only a matter of time before she hit the Philippines and spread her...giant influence here. News of her arrival made local social media go absolutely bananas. However, while most online reactions were akin to a kid seeing his fave Marvel idols for the first time, others were a wee bit different. Read on to see what we mean!
Yep, definitely! #HashtagPaMore!
One of BNO's hosts, Sam YG, IG'ed this photo. #Blessed
Here's a dude who proudly admitted he watches porn is a Maria Ozawa fanboy! #HuliKaBalbon
We get you, bro! #CanRelate
From the IG account of the goddess herself. #Proud
These girls are probably thinking: "Maybe it's not too bad to be an AV actress..." #Kidding
And for those who learned of the news late, well, you're not alone. #HuliSaBalita
Let's include the not-so-young boys and girls who still have innocent minds. #GoogleIsYourEnemy
As expected, M.O.'s arrival also spawned a few jokes #PinoyNgaNaman
Groupies can't get much sexier than this #SamaKami
How about our place (ehem)? #SimplengBanat
However, there were still a few reactions you wouldn't really categorize as giddy, like this one..
Can you really blame us guys? We're talking about the Maria Ozawa here! #PasensyaNa
And yes, there were those who didn't give a damn about Ms. Ozawa's arrival. #GoAgainsTheFlow
Nonetheless, we guess we can still sum up the local Internet's reaction overall for Maria Ozawa's arrival with this GIF:
GIF via Replygif.net