Here’s a pretty bold statement (which we think y’all would agree with): The first of this year’s 'ber months wouldn't be complete without your own copy of Melissa Ricks FHM cover debut.
Just look at our September 2012 cover...isn’t it the best appetizer for the new month?
We kidnapped Melissa for a day and a half and took her to Hong Kong just so you could see what she'd look like right next to those really tall skyscrapers, and around Cantonese-speaking men and women who have no idea who this flawlessly tisay woman in a thigh-high slitted red dress is.
To see her in said red dress, flip inside the magazine pages and ogle at how much Melissa went from being "really, really shy" and having “illegal boyfriends,” to playing foxy colorful contrabida roles recently and being in this month's cover. Her interview answers already say much, but her photos say much more.
Our September issue's other pages also offer less ridiculously difficult ways of pretzel-ing into your woman via our tweaked version of the Kama Sutra, the Pillow Sutra! After that, take our pang-fifth grade aptitude challenge and discover increasingly nakakalalaking epiphanies on how much ten-year-olds are one-upping you.
The other exciting things in this issue: Identify healthy poop colors; Whip up good, easy food and disguise it in fancy gourmet names to impress your lady and manugang with; Pick up your first smart television; Find out who Jen Jardeleza is; and get excited about fashion in an entire-extra-magazine's-worth of material in our annual FHM Collections issue featuring Gerald Anderson on the flip cover.
Now back to more indulgent doses of Melissa Ricks...
PHOTOS BY SEKA CABATIT