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#NoPantyDay: Man's Fantasy Becomes A Nightmare!

#NoPantyDay seemed like the best thing ever...until it actually happened
by Gelo Gonzales | Jun 24, 2014
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We love invented holidays—National Cleavage Day, No Bra Day. But this one takes the cake: No Panty Day! Because, duh, no panties, which is the best combination of words ever.

The world celebrated No Panty Day last June 22, and we tuned in to our social networks like a boy waiting for his crush to reply.

Up to that point, all we drooled over was this promotional image:

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Expectations were high.

So imagine our surprise when we actually started mining the #NoPantyDay hashtag on Instagram. We saw—horrors!—none of what was important: beautiful, unclothed bums. We share with you what we saw, to let you experience how man's fantasy became a foul, fetid, and oftentimes painfully funny lesson about how hard it has become to get the Internet's women to undress.


The whole thing started out with a lot of promise...

 

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Prompting mankind to go...


The excitement was heartfelt until it became apparent that much of #NoPantyDay were reposts of the promo post of dat ass...

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...and dis ass:


An uneasy feeling started to creep in:

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And then it hit us hard...

Try unseeing that, Power Rangers!

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We have entered a trap. It felt like getting rick-roll'd, only there was no catchy '80s tune to make us crazy. Instead, we got...

a) A Photoshop-ped Emma Watson playing with her panty

b) A Granny playing with granny panties

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c) Veiny feet playing with a panty

d) Drowning women playing with their panties, and...

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e) A rearview mirror playing with a panty


NEXT: There were a few hidden gems, but mostly they were...memes

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