It ain't easy to be on the heavy side. The Jake Cuencas and Dennis Trillos of the world won't ever understand. Sure, we're always full and seemingly happy but, as the great Fat Bastard once said, "we eat because we're unhappy; we're unhappy because we eat. It's a vicious cycle."
The silver lining here is many others share our sentiment. Tell us, fellow fat bros, do you also struggle daily with these fatboy problems below?
1. You hate this billboard. You just hate it so much.
2. You let someone else take the shame piece because it would be such a cliché if you take it.
3. You spent all of high school and college leaking out of these chairs.
4. People think you're supposed to be funny because you're fat.