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Snail's Pace

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| Oct 28, 2009
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A couple was holding a dinner party for all the major status figures in their province. At the last minute, she realized she didn’t have any snails for the dinner party, so she gave a bucket to her husband and asked him to run down to the beach to gather some snails. He took the bucket, walked out the door, and ran to the beach. As he was collecting snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. All of a sudden, he looked up and the beautiful woman was standing right next to him. They talked and she invited him back to her place. At her apartment, they started messing around. It got him exhausted afterwards that he passed out there. At 7AM the next day, he woke up and exclaimed, “Oh no! My wife’s dinner party!” He put his clothes back on, grabbed the bucket, and ran out the door all the way to their house. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket. The snails were scattered all the way down the stairs. Just then the door opened, his very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he’d been all this time. He looked at the snails on the steps, looked at her, then looked back at the snails, and said, “Come on, guys! We’re almost there!”

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