Here’s a few stuff to add to your list of life goals: have a Burger King wedding, to be an A+ dad, and to be a supermodel lolo. Oh, and to be a burger in an EmRata-Sara Underwood video.
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Taylor Swift’s Blank Space co-star Sean O’Pry may be in the PH, but we’ll take kickass 79-year-old supermodel lolo Wang Deshun over him any goddamn time.
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Speaking of famous folks in the PH, Bill Gates recently visited Palawan for a quick vacation. He stayed in Amanpulo (of course), and checked out an island in El Nido that he’s planning to invest in. He was also reportedly sighted at the International Rice Research Institute in Laguna for what we guess were philanthropic purposes. Sarap talaga ng buhay mayaman!
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In news that’s too crazy to be true, a couple named Joel Burger and Ashley King are getting hitched and Burger King is going to pay for their wedding. "All we ask in return is that they live happily ever after," Burger King said. "And maybe name their first child Chicken Fry."
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Whatever you do, don’t be like this douche who Tinder-swiped left on a waitress who was just behind him and saw the whole thing. At least his story had a sort of happy ending: "Feeling like total shitbags we managed to pool together $67.20 (around P3,000) in tips to give her. Left a little note on the bottom that said 'Hey, we are just dicks. You're actually really pretty :)' and left."
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As if Human Centipede 1 and 2 weren’t disgusting enough, the producers have come up with Human Centipede 3, which will feature a 500-person human chain. Because, you know, a 12-person human centipede isn’t hardcore yet. It’s gonna be released on May 22, so mark your calendars accordingly, fans of everything gross!
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Most Filipinos are "lucky:" Being on the shorter side of the height scale, a lot of us don’t know the struggles of having little legroom in planes. When you’re a 6’8” strongman competitor like Brian Shaw, a dinky seat on a budget flight just won’t cut it. Aren’t you glad to be Pinoy?
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Speaking of GoT, Jon Snow makes for a really lousy dinner guest as seen in Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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Here’s an invention we should've funded years ago: the BooZie, a holder for your beer that could be attached to your belt with a magnetic clip. We'll take 10, please.
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Thirty-one-year-old Ben Brucker jazzed up his plain workplace by decorating the walls with superhero murals using a total of 8,024 Post-its. Now, if we could only find a way to get our boss to agree to this…
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