If you had a normal childhood, then chances are: a) You played basketball in your uniform almost every lunch break at school, and b) Playtime involved you and your mates imagining you're at WrestleMania, mimicking your favorite WWE Superstar's signature finishing move on each other. (We pride ourselves at having perfected the RKO and Sweet Chin Music.) Good times, bro!
So there's no way you can't relate to YouTube user Joe Weller, only this dude isn't ready to give up his WWE dreams just yet. Apparently, after performing wrestling moves on his girlfriend, Joe called a few friends to help him take his wrestling antics up a notch by pulling off WWE finishers in public. Yes, public—pranking unsuspecting-people-turned-ringside-audience with their awesome wrestling moves!
Below are the best ones!
THE STONE COLD PROMO BUSTER
Just when you thought it's a nice day to check out street promos, some guy suddenly kicks you on the stomach and gives you a STONE COLD STUNNER!
Okay, let's count! One! Two!
Three! Bring out the beer!
NOW PLAYING ON A STREET NEAR YOU: SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
The lanky dude is asking total strangers where the best restaurant in town is; what he doesn;t know is he's about to get served a mouthful of...
SHAWN MICHAELS' SPECIAL!
DX is back, baby!
SOMEONE HAS TO BE RKO'D OUT OF NOWHERE!
Just like The Viper, our WWE fanboy slithers his way near his unknowing victim.
And then he strikes! Here it comes, RK... Oh, wait!
The supposed victim counters with a Choke Slam!
THE BEST WAY TO FISH? USE A SPEAR!
This just looks like something B-A-D is about to happen.
These guys certainly know their WWE, for they also re-enacted:
Mick Foley's Mr. Socko:
John Cena's Five Knuckle Shuffle:
And the real-life struggle of getting your hand on the rope to escape a submission attempt!
Watch the video below for more WWE finishers in public: