Check this out, FHM Nation: This week's Hot Turista applicant once served in the United States Air Force, which is like, super wow. This Florida native also claims to be quite the expert when it comes to handling automatic rifles (again, super wow).
Check out some of the stuff she wrote in her application form, and hit the gallery below to see more of Morgan Maria at her finest!
Time to take care of your sticky swimmers, bro
How far the national team goes will be up to these players
The SAS curse is officially lifted
Editor's Note: Results are based on DOE's latest test
The hype is real